Friday, May 29, 2009

Horny†

When you run across§ something this awesome first thing on Friday morning, you must say to yourself, "Self,% to hell with it, I'm posting a naked little link," and share with those you love# so they, too, can revel in the wonders of the universe†† and the Internet that brings them to us.


FOOTNOTE (crossed): Not unsafe for work -- I just make it sound that way because I am a blogtease.

FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): And by, "you," I mean, "I."

§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Right there on Facebook, under Jax's smiling face.

%FOOTNOTE (percented): You always call yourself, "Self."

FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): Still not prurient.

#FOOTNOTE (pounded): That would be you.

††FOOTNOTE (ddouble-ccrossed): Translation: misery loves company.

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