As many of you are aware, Saturday is National Squawk† Like a Pirate Day.
Marybeth is getting the picture.§
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): I know you think it's TALK like a pirate, but have you ever heard a chicken talk?
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): The chicken, not the chick. The chick is Marybeth.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Actually, Marybeth is giving the picture, which delights me to no end. I saw this on Facebook and was itching to steal it, then Marybeth emailed it to me and preempted any criminal activity on my part. Marybeth is my new best friend.