Tomorrow at 3:00 pm MST,† Hans will draw a name out of a hat‡ and some lucky winner will walk off with a stunning, warming pet food dish and a sleek, modern magazine rack, courtesy of AllModern.com.
Just for the record, I'm not getting merchandise, cash or fame from this, just the satisfaction of knowing your kitty or pug or dear husband is eating food that is lovingly kept warm while not tripping over piles of knitting§ magazines.
Tell your friends.¶
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Marin Standard Time, which is fifteen minutes early for everything.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Or a microwave-safe bowl. It's 80 degrees in Denverish... I don't know if we'll be able to dig up a hat for the occasion.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): ...woodworking...pig farming...Penthouse...
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): Or your enemies. Perhaps you think your enemies deserve a festive, leopard-print warming pet dish.