Thursday, April 8, 2010

But Enough About Me

I love otters.

Otters are my favourite non-domestic animal.

[SUMMARY: Still about me.]

From today's 5280 Panorama email:

Search for Fugitive Zoo Otter Enters Second Week

Kitchi, the otter who masterminded a successful escape from his Cheyenne Mountain Zoo§ enclosure on March 25, is still on the loose, despite three other accomplice otters being quickly rounded up nearly two weeks ago. But officials are finally reporting progress in their extensive dragnet of Colorado Springs, reporting that they've found otter tracks in the mud beneath an overpass. And although the tracks may be several days old, zoo officials say they feel confident they're on the trail of the elusive Kitchi, writes the Gazette . Kitchi's distinctive prints were discovered in a culvert beneath Westmeadow Drive, behind the Cheyenne Meadows King Soopers, says zoo tracker Nichole Mantz: "This was our first stop [Wednesday], so it was a little surprising." Otters like Kitchi aren't native to Colorado, making Mantz sure the tracks are Kitchi's. The zoo has deployed a team of trackers who hope to snare the otter, along with a van loaded with capture gear. If you know something, call the 24-hour otter hotline at 719-648-7348.


FOOTNOTE (crossed): And you know if they domesticated otters, I'd be the first in line to have one.

FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Otter mastermind is just brilliant.

§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Which, for those of you who were in the Denver area in 1980, is where Albert the Alligator was imprisoned after his escape and coincident 28-day summer romp in City Park. For those of you not in the Denver area in 1980, many ducks were eaten out of the lake at City Park.

FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): Anything is better and funnier if you use "otter" as an adjective: otter mastermind, otter hotline, otter squad, otter paws.

6 comments:

handeyecrafts said...

I imagine an otter with faceblack, poring over blueprints. . .

(I don't hate you so much this time.)

Marin (AntiM) said...

Otters make everything better.

prsunshine said...

Can I join the otter squad?
--Anna-Liza

Marin (AntiM) said...

AbsoLUTEly!

The few, the proud, the Otter Squad.

prsunshine said...

Otter accomplices... heh...

I wanna join too!
- Lyda

Marin (AntiM) said...

We shall be Otter Nation!

(see? Funnier with an otter!)