I found this on December 3:
TOTALLY FUNNY KNITTING COMIC
I shared it on Twitter. I also emailed it to Brother, Father and Kelley.†
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO HIT PUBLISH.‡
See... told you I'd be around.§
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Who are less likely to appreciate it as fully as you do.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Old... feeble...
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Vintage, but around. Late, but around. Behind the times, but around.