...and I already have weird spam† comments.
"Thank you for insightful! Your blog is excellently well writing and I will definitely be reading in the future. Hire a web designer!"‡
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): That is to say, "Comments that are weird, but probably aren't weird for spam, which is baseline weird anyway. These are actually pretty normal spam comments."
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): The last bit could be read as an indictment of my not yet figuring out how to put linked footnotes in a sidebar, but it was actually a link to a vendor of web designers, so I'm taking it as a guided marketing ploy rather than an insult. My blog, my rules.