My favourite part of last night‡ was when Mike Ditka said JaMarcus Russell was retarded.§
I'm pretty sure that's not very Christian or saintly, but I'm pretty sure I can scrape up some good Satan-based¶ scripture to support my views on the Raiders.
[SUMMARY: St. Marin, my ass.#]
I did, however have a pretty saintly encounter with the push ups last night, and today they hurt.
I fear Wednesday.
[SUMMARY: I bet there's a Greek name for Fear of Push Ups on Wednesday.%]
Hans is gone to Lusk again until Friday. Let us revel in his last perfume review and count the days until he returns.
One Leaf Clove - Cobalt Blends (oil)
Marin says: Ook. At first glance, it's kinda awful. There's a pleasant enough (if banal) floral with a touch of wood to it... but fighting it is a synthetic, kool-aid fruit smell, like something a four-year-old inexplicably likes in his breakfast cereal.
Fortunately, that dissolves away fairly quickly, leaving just a tangy hint in the background under a bed of soft rose cupping a light clove with maybe a touch of bitter orange. But you only get that snorking right up on the wrist -- the impressionistic distance†† is still a little sweet and definitely unremarkable.
Confession: I really loved this around midnight.‡‡ After a long day of wallowing in bed and watching football, it was a really rich, slightly dirty cocoa that made my mouth water.
Scent Scribbles says:§§ Clove, fig, juicy blood orange,$ peach,$ oakmoss and a gossamer drizzle of honey.$
Hans says: Lavender and lemon
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): You'd think that some days, when I had nothing to say, I'd just shut up. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Well, that and the final score.
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): If Al Davis isn't Satan, I don't know who is.
#FOOTNOTE (pounded): Do saints say "ass"?
%FOOTNOTE (percented): Ectaco.com tells me ΑΝΕΒΆΖΩ is Greek for push up, but all the sites agree there are no Wednesdays in Greece. So I have Anebazophobia on Wednesdays.
††FOOTNOTE (ddouble-ccrossed): I'm pretty sure that's the important part. It's what I smell when I'm typing, for instance, or what you might smell if you ran into me at the grocery store.
‡‡FOOTNOTE (doubble-crossssed): That's a long time to wait for the yummy.
§§FOOTNOTE (supply and demand curves): Cobalt Blends no longer has a description, since it was a limited edition. And now you have a good idea of why I bought it. Such a sucker.
$FOOTNOTE (on the money!): Ha! Got one! Mostly becaues I'm counting peach + honey drizzle = Fruity Pebbles.