I feel I owe an apology to all of you% who rushed out† to get me my very own LCD skull mp3 belt buckle.‡
Hans got his notification in the email, and I assume you have yours by now:
Good day! Many thanks for your order 2XXXX9 in our website http://www.chinavasion.com/.
I am very sorry to let you know that the item CVSDU-10008 (MP3 Player / LED Light Belt Buckle - Punk Skull Design) you ordered, which we thought would be available, is now not being supplied by the factory.
We can not offer the item in this case. Hope you can understand our situation.
We can help you to cancel this order and refund the payment back to you. Please confirm whether you wants us to do that. Thanks a lot.
We are waiting for your confirmation very urgently.
Thank you for your patience.
If you're looking for a replacement gift, might I suggest something hand-made? I found directions right here for something excellent enough to bring us back to awesome.§
It would go nicely with my latest schmooze from my friends at Nintendo.¶
Only 14 shopping days...
%FOOTNOTE (percented): BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I crack me up.
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Unless you rushed in time to get one before those gates slammed shut. In that case, thank you!
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Which I feel would go with either a brown belt or a black, making it a versatile and ultimately thrifty accessory.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Especially with plenty of wasabi.
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): I still don't know what I'm doing with that little pink ham ball (that's what she said), but isn't it fun when we're all self-referential like this?