"This is Marin."
"Hello, I'm trying to reach Griselda."†
"I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."‡
I could *totally* rock "Griselda."§
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): I didn't know Griselda was a real name. I thought it was strictly the province of children's books.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Usually, I'd try to figure out if they were actually calling for someone in the company and had just dialled the wrong number, but I feel confident that if there was a Griselda in the building, I'd know about it.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Griselda Elizabeth Untiedt has *such* a ring. Which is a pun, though an obscure one.