I am willing to admit I may be the only one who thinks this is nose-swallowingly funny, but if anybody in the world would laugh along with me, it'd be y'all.
The latest in creative porn subject matter in my spam filter:
Dark Haired TEMENKSTeen Sohows Boobls & Thong. [sic]
TEMENKS might stand for something totally revolting, but right now, it's just *funny*.
Sohows Boobls & Thong may surpass "that is not my cow" as my favourite phrase ever.