Lest you think I never think of knitting anymore, I am in the process of graphing the Bat Conservation International logo for a nifty tam o' shanter.
And later this week, I'll post pictures of the pair of socks I finished a month ago.
And, FSM willing, the sparkly scarf I'm making from Nathan's brilliant stash contribution.‡
[SUMMARY: I'll keep you coming back for more!]
Meanwhile, I shall share some funny bits lurking in my files.
Like Tippi Hedren in marshmallows§:
And, of course, stupid sparkly vampire snark:
And a whole collection of Savage Chickens that made me snarf%:
Speaking of chicken, I started my birthday with chicken 'n' waffles, a taste treat much lauded by Snoop Dogg, so I felt I had to try it.¶
I am currently developing recipes to make chicken 'n' waffles not quite so much heart-attack-waiting-to-happen.# It's really all about the tobasco and maple syrup, so fat content should be negotiable.
More birthday magic later this week too!
[SUMMARY: I took a couple of marketing classes in college.]
As long as we're talking about food, I just received word from Lucretia-once-Tia that I won a year's supply of Blue Bunny ice cream on a contest on her blog.
[SUMMARY: Don't stand near me. Lightning is about to strike.††]
Yep! It's a staccato blast of pig-licking today. Who knows what cohesiveness or cleverness tomorrow may bring?‡‡
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Genuine Morse Code! Fun for the whole family! Translation: Lick the pig.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): While I try not to go overboard with WIP pics, I think Nathan should see that his generous gift is going to good and glam use. And it will pad the blog the way only sparkly, sparkly pictures can.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Don't look, Jackson! And don't click the link!
%FOOTNOTE (percented): The last one is, of course, especially for Lyda.
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): I want to be Snoop Dogg when I grow up, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
#FOOTNOTE (pounded): I'm thinking non-fried fried chicken and Kashi toaster waffles.
††FOOTNOTE (ddouble-ccrossed): I'd like to thank Juno for pointing out that, contrary to my grip on kharma, I will not be struck by lightning to balance out all the good stuff that's happening, but that there is special birthday kharma that allows good things without ass-biting returns.
‡‡FOOTNOTE (doubble-crossssed): Yeah, most of you can lay the odds on that, but you never know. I may experience a flash of brilliance.