I leave you with this news item, to be added to Snakes on a Plane in the holy fucking cats category:
Making Faces at Police Dogs.
Which is worse?
- Making faces at a police dog.
- Arresting someone for making faces at a police dog.
- Asserting making faces at a police dog is animal cruelty.
- Asserting someone has a Constitutional right to make faces at a police dog.
The latest AP report says the trial has been cancelled, which speaks to the good of *someone* in that local legal system. Still...