101 Reasons Elementary School Level Readers Plotz When They Read My Blog

1. prolixity
2. solecism
3. collegiate
4. cocky
5. hubris
6. voilà
7. imbecile
8. lexical
9. warrants
10. insightful
11. melange
12. cataloguing
13. kharmic
14. diorama
15. conjoined
16. sextuplets
17. spackle
18. aesthetic
19. verdant
20. qiviut
21. fetish
22. limbo
23. detriment
24. chardonnay
25. acoustic
26. fellatio
27. boudoir
28. aborigine
29. idiosyncrasy
30. torchiere
31. Krzyzewski
32. lesbian
33. busser
34. smiting
35. enviroweenily
36. caret
37. succinct
38. nuisance
39. contemplating
40. chronologically
41. riveted
42. mete
43. scoff-laws
44. demoted
45. grueling
46. claustrophobic
47. edification
48. HR 2016
49. stricken
50. disclosure
51. rhetorical
52. retribution
53. exerting
54. collaborative
55. criterion (used correctly, in its singular form)
56. oboe
57. tortellini
58. theology
59. paragon
60. paraphrasing
61. venial
62. bolster
63. martyrdom
64. sanctioned
65. beatitude
66. Lenten
67. deprivation
68. Burundi
69. pundit
70. fraught
71. masturbator
72. critiquing
73. delusional
74. Slavic
75. solidarity
76. exaltation
77. cuisines
78. segueway
79. iridescent
80. evocative
81. sachet
82. serendipity
83. experiential
84. linguistics
85. loath
86. dipthong
87. retrospect
88. indoctrinated
89. sheetrock
90. architectural
91. incompetent
92. cervixes
93. estrogenal
94. doulas
95. macro
96. reprieve
97. groovy
98. inept
99. carnitas
100. Slovenia
101. footnotes

And that's just in the last month.