I was finishing up the jellyfish last night and just let the TiVi run in the interest of getting to bed before it was tomorrow.
I had a good lesson in why I TiVo and skip commercials. Because stuff like this gets stuck in the OCD lobe in my brain and I lie awake composing letters to Kraft™ and I argue with Madison Avenue types about their language choices in my dreams.
Actual words from actual Kraft™ salad dressing commercial:
"More than 50 flavours made with real ingredients!"