"God, I have to admit, I've really felt alone a lot. I've felt like you didn't exist. I just didn't believe in you for awhile."
She said, "Do you remember that day you were walking on the beach?"
I said, "Yeah."
"Well, I was there."
"But there was just one set of footprints."
She said, "I was on your back."
"I thought I felt heavy that day. I thought it was water retention."
"No," she said, "Know that when you are bloated, I am there."
the funny thing is...