2) This was on Jaxon's blog. It's some sort of naked mole, but most people in her comments identified it as a dick with teeth.†
My first thought was, "Pocket walrus!"
Do I have to relinquish my Brainless Twelvehood card?
Still a knitblog!
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): And isn't THAT a horrifying thought. Vagina dentata my ass. Well, not my ass, literally... you know what I mean. But it was a good round of visuals, wasn't it?