I don't want anyone to miss out.
Tomorrow is the first S.O.S.A.D.‡
Get your Cheetos now!
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): A line we use in our family a lot from a story (possibly an anecdote from a family friend, possibly apocryphal) about a kid who got to play the shepherd with the line in the nativity play at Christmas. "Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people..." was a bit much for him to remember -- and, besides, the light was in his eyes -- so when he got on stage, he said, "Boy, do I have good news for you!" See? It's not just misery I share.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Strangely Orange Snackfood Appreciation Day.