Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Redundant Redundant Redundant†

How to Tell if You're Mom's Favourite

I maintain this is why Brother has no hair.

FOOTNOTE (crossed): Redundant because I think I've emailed it to everyone who knows my brother. You may have received it. Hell, your sister may have received it. Random strangers whose emails I made up on the spot may have received it.

I think I'm *that* funny.

This is also ironically funny because my mother's crazy sister very seriously insists that Brother was always Mom's favourite because she (my mom, not the crazy sister. That would be too weird, even for this family) was in labour with me for 36 hours.

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