In Nintendo's very successful campaign to be my new best friend, they have sent me another little present.
As always, I picked the box off the front porch and spent five minutes trying to remember who I know in North Hollywood that might be sending me a CD.
[SUMMARY: Proving that some people really never do learn.]
I got my happy, friendly letter from the Girls' Guide to Gaming:
And a very pink and girly Nintendo accessory† with lip gloss‡:
See? My friends at Nintendo don't just want to entertain me, they want me to be beautiful and moist of lip too.
[SUMMARY: Making gaming girly for nearly ten months.]
It's a philosophy I can get behind.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): It's a keychain that holds four game cartridges for maximum Nintendo portability.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): And a heart! Girly!