Also?

I've found a new avocation: Twitter Gangster.†

Thanks to Kathryn in Nathan's comments,% I want to embody the pure essence of Twitter femininity.

The critics rave‡:

"...any more "callings" and you might have to up the meds."§
Nathan Branch

"Yeah. You need another hobby."¶
Brother


†FOOTNOTE (crossed): I'm pretty sure it will hardly interfere with my knitting at all.

%FOOTNOTE (percented): Not to be confused with Kathryn from my comments, who makes skull plates and works in the tea mines alongside her brave husband and whom I used to call Sister Katrina in high school when she still had a crush on Boy George.

‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): And rant. And shake their heads.

§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Lent is almost over and this is what Grey Goose is for.

¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): He was talking about something else, but I'm pretty sure he'd say the same thing now. Is it really quoting out of context if you apply the quote correctly elsewhere?