I've found a new avocation: Twitter Gangster.†
Thanks to Kathryn in Nathan's comments,% I want to embody the pure essence of Twitter femininity.
The critics rave‡:
"...any more "callings" and you might have to up the meds."§
"Yeah. You need another hobby."¶
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): I'm pretty sure it will hardly interfere with my knitting at all.
%FOOTNOTE (percented): Not to be confused with Kathryn from my comments, who makes skull plates and works in the tea mines alongside her brave husband and whom I used to call Sister Katrina in high school when she still had a crush on Boy George.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): And rant. And shake their heads.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Lent is almost over and this is what Grey Goose is for.
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): He was talking about something else, but I'm pretty sure he'd say the same thing now. Is it really quoting out of context if you apply the quote correctly elsewhere?