In regards to the Trowels, etc. drawer†: Brother says "etc." would be one of those miniature rake things that look like chicken feet.‡
He's bet me lunch on it.
Next Tuesday, I'll unveil the results.§
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): I know you were on the edge of your seat.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): We agreed nobody knows what those things are called -- we communicated the idea mostly through the use of hand gestures. As a side bet, we're waiting to see if Dad has a name for them.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): I really know how to create an atmosphere of anticipation, don't I?