Part III of today's 3-part series on why this was the best birthday ever.
This is not as useful as Vicodin, not as captivating as weird music, not as vital as perfume.
Dr. Doom drew it for me and it may be my favourite birthday present:
You know how little kids will bring you something like this and you'll try valiantly to guess what it may be? Fortunately, little kids are bursting with pride to tell you what it is and you'll soon be prompted by an excited, "It's a mousie!"
According to Dr. Doom, this is The Cyclone.
I love that kid.