Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Just... no. I mean... NO.

I could get behind kisses with almonds or dark kisses, but candy corn kisses are a disgrace to the Hershey§ name.

FOOTNOTE (crossed): Dark kisses are some of the best kisses. Heheheheheh.

FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Seriously -- they're candy corn *flavoured*. And they're 1976 Houston Astros coloured.

§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Hershey means chocolate. Candy corn is to chocolate as Gatorade is to Malbec.

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