Just... no. I mean... NO.
I could get behind kisses with almonds or dark kisses,† but candy corn kisses‡ are a disgrace to the Hershey§ name.
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Dark kisses are some of the best kisses. Heheheheheh.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Seriously -- they're candy corn *flavoured*. And they're 1976 Houston Astros coloured.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): Hershey means chocolate. Candy corn is to chocolate as Gatorade is to Malbec.
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