I missed Wednesday.
When you're busy making the world safe for big oil, sometimes meetings and world domination† just eat into your day.
I feel I can make up for skipping Wednesday by giving this on Thursday:
{from Popular Mechanics}
Temperature sensitive glass. Obviously, it could be very cool on a shower door,‡ but I think the key application is barware.
Picture this: the singles bar of the future, where you can tell at a glance who's the ice man§ and who's hot blooded.¶ Where just the right amount of ice can get your G&T to match the blue of your eyes or a dash of cinnamon schnapps will give off smoke signals nobody can ignore.
Besides, it'd give bartenders another dimension to work. An idle bartender is the devil's playground.#
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): "What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?"
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): And you could re-enact the car scene from "Titanic" with LSD-like special effects.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): He cometh!
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): Did anyone else just go Foreigner?
#FOOTNOTE (pounded): So they told us in Sunday school.
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