But we give the people what they want.
Because I want all y'all to be happy, here is a link the the Anti-Craft crocheted penis.† And Mr. Peen on Ravelry.‡
And now a car crash.
We are all now sufficiently embarrassed for a Monday morning with the boss looking over our collective shoulder. My work here is done.
I must go do something... penitent.§
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): click for big
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): click for big
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): heheheheheh