Memo

To: Red
From: Marin
Re: Sucker Removal

Due to the clear "sell me something, I'm a sucker" painted on our foreheads and all the anguish and loss of income it has generated, I have done extensive research (read: Google search) and found this:

1. Sucker Removal and
2. Sucker Removal

Yep. We're on our own.

XOXO
M

p.s. -- the first one's less than $8.00. Might be worth a try. Wanna go halvsies?