Oh, The Humanity!

Purchased this morning, shipped this afternoon, on my doorstep... Monday?

Overheard on the mall at lunch:

HIM: "He wants to get one that costs, like, twenty-four dollars! I said, 'Dude, you can get that at King Soopers for, like, twelve dollars. But he wants to buy the twenty-four dollar one."

HER: "That's like paying, like, fucking twenty bucks for something that costs ten every place else."

So simple as to be profound.