Overheard on the mall at lunch:
HIM: "He wants to get one that costs, like, twenty-four dollars! I said, 'Dude, you can get that at King Soopers for, like, twelve dollars. But he wants to buy the twenty-four dollar one."
HER: "That's like paying, like, fucking twenty bucks for something that costs ten every place else."
So simple as to be profound.