Hey, buddy, ya gotta a little schmutz...
The why would people do this to animals.
Oh, the humanity. Alpacity. Whatever.
And this was by far the best part of that abysmal game:
Spamalot was very funny and referential. Oh, so referential. I loved the mocking of Andew Lloyd Webber.
I don't want to say too much because I don't want to spoil it for Brother, who will be going this weekend.†
[SUMMARY: And that's the weekend. Back to you in New York, Bob.]
Speaking of BOB...
A little fantasy football break, because y'all knitters will think this is funny:
Last week, when I won, I posted this message to the league message board§:
SUBJECT: I am a powerhouse...
MESSAGE: ...hear me roar.
If I suck next week, I'll be back to the meek little mousie thing% you all know and love.
A note from Jack (against whose team the mighty BOB‡ was matched this weekend):
MESSAGE#: I think not... prepare for complete and total shame. I say Humbly And no not the type of deep remorseful shame all women (and by all I mean the 3 total, including certain jcpenny women’sunderwear circular Advertisements, in his life) feel when they have stooped so low as to have had Matt penetrate their sacred inner sanctum....
SUBJECT: re: bob
MESSAGE: Matt was in my yarn room?
[SUMMARY: It's funny. You know you want to laugh.]
By the way? When I got home from the game and post-game festivities,†† I found a follow-up from Jack that just said, "never mind."
See, I'm beating him 98-74 and I still have a player going tonight. Jack is done.
[SUMMARY: Put a fork in 'im!]
OK, yarnsters, I've done my best, but I can't fake it any longer. All I want to do is go file stuff over in Ravelry.
[SUMMARY: Y'all understand.]
Oh... and the work thing.
†FOOTNOTE (crossed): Or for any of you who may yet see it and don't already know the entire script of Holy Grail by heart.
%FOOTNOTE (percented): They know me as about as meek and mousie as y'all know me. Don't worry, I still think I'm funny.
‡FOOTNOTE (double-crossed): Beasts of Burden -- my team. Donkey from Schreck is my mascot.
§FOOTNOTE (swerved): After the severe trouncing in Week 1, mind you. Fantasy football is nothing if it's not about the unfounded trash-talking.
¶FOOTNOTE (paragraphed): Note the disrespectful use of all low-case letters. Actually, Jack may not be clever enough to subtly dis me like that, but I'll give him clever points because he's about to dig himself a clever hole out of which he cannot climb...
#FOOTNOTE (pounded): ...thus. By the way? sic on all that. I just cutted and pasted. And didn't edit a thing.
††FOOTNOTE (ddouble-ccrossed): read: a trip to the Corral.